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NeuraLark
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🛒 Official NeuraLark Merch • CT Uniform

NeuraLark Merch
Dress like the AI jester of Solana.

Hoodies, tees, caps, and mats infused with jester-bird chaos. Built for CT raids, late-night charts, and “I bought the top” therapy sessions.

⚠️ Merch is for vibes only. No promises, no guarantees, no utility beyond drip.

Status
Merch Store Coming Soon

We’re finalizing designs, print quality, and shipping. Merch link will drop here first.

Planned Drops

First wave of NeuraLark gear. Designs will lock to the official jester-bird identity: Pepe-style face, duck beak, jester hat, cyber armor, and subtle AI glow.

JesterBird Front-Print Tee
Mockup slot
NeuraLark Core Tee

Black tee with the full jester-bird chest print. Minimal text, max chaos energy.

Colors: Black / Charcoal Sizes: S–XXL –.-- SOL (~$--.--)
Oversized Hoodie
Mockup slot
Chaos Engine Hoodie

Heavyweight hoodie with back print: NeuraLark sitting on a throne of charts and liquidations.

Colors: Black / Midnight Sizes: S–XXL –.-- SOL (~$--.--)
Dad Hat / Snapback
Mockup slot
CT Raider Cap

Low-key cap with a small embroidered NeuraLark head logo. Perfect for pretending you didn’t FOMO.

Styles: Dad / Snapback One Size –.-- SOL (~$--.--)

How Merch Will Work

  • • Store will be hosted via a standard web2 storefront (TBD provider).
  • • You’ll be able to pay in fiat (card) first; crypto options may come later.
  • • Limited drops, then restocks based on community demand.
  • • We’ll share all links officially via X and Telegram only.

Not Financial Advice. Not Utility.

Merch is just merch. No staking, no special access, no secret airdrop promises.

If we ever decide to tie items into future perks, it will be clearly announced and treated as a bonus, not a guarantee.

Always assume you’re buying because you like the design and the NeuraLark lore, nothing more.